3 Random Thoughts on 3 Random Military Vehicles

It’s an idea I should have passed on but didn’t and now I’m invested. So deal with it. Hell of an attention grabber, eh?

3. The BvS 10 is an All Terrain Armoured Vehicle produced by BAE Systems Land Systems Hägglunds. What it lacks in deflective slope, reactive armor, battle ability, sensible design and deadliness it makes up for by being a goddamn armored ChooChoo train. Or an armored RV with a camper? I dunno – you tell me. But it’s got enough room for a family of ten, pets, and a decent kitchen space for food on the run. Check out the stats on this hilarious abominiation.

Mass5.0 tonnes (front car)
3.5 tonnes (rear car, APC version)
Length7.6 m
Width2.34 m
Height2.2 m (front car)
2.1 m (rear car)
Crewdriver + 4 passengers (front car), 8 passengers (rear car)
heavy machine gun on ring mount
smoke grenade launchers (front), mortars (back)
EngineCummins 5.9 litre in-line six-cylinder turbocharged diesel
202 kW (275 hp)
Maximum speed65 km/h (roads)
5 km/h (water)

2. The Nurol Edjer doesn’t just sound like a magic Shadow Run artifact – it looks like one too.

When Lego goes too far.

Designed by the guys over at TimeCop, this Turkish phenemonen is actually a pretty decent run for its money,

proving again that lifelong lesson that looks aren’t everything.

Ladies 😉

We are looking at a battle-tested, small arms proofed, sloped, IED-reflecting, 120kph driving 720 km going, one spare wheel mounted at the rear having, Kurdish-Turkish conflict battling, machine gun, anti-aircraftgun, and automatic grenade launcher toting Super Humvee.

ManufacturerNurol Makina
ProducedEjder 6×6:2008 Ejder Yalçın 4×4:2014
VariantsArmored personnel carrierinfantry fighting vehicle
MassEjder 6×6: 18 tons, Ejder Yalçın 4×4 14 tons
LengthEjder 6×6: 7.05 m, Ejder Yalçın 4×4 :5.4m
WidthEjder 6×6: 2.69 m, Ejder Yalçın 4×4 :2.5m
HeightEjder 6×6 2.4 m, Ejder Yalçın 4×4 :2.3m
CrewEjder 6×6: 2+10, Ejder Yalçın 4×4 : 2+9
ArmorAll welded steel armour up to STANAG-4569 level 4
7.62mm / 12.7 mm machine gun
25mm AA gun 40mm automatic grenade launcher
EngineEjder 6×6 :Cummins 6-cylinder turbocharged diesel,Ejder Yalçın 4×4 : Cummins diesel engine
Ejder 6×6: 402 hp,Ejder Yalçın 4×4: 375 hp
Power/weightEjder 6×6 :22.33 hp/tonne
700 km for both versions
Maximum speed120 km/h for both versions
17 rows of awesome, baby!

3. The Aardvark Mark IV – a masochist’s dream. This British design came about when Sir Bottlesworth VI looked at a tractor working his fields and thought to himself, “That think needs less functionality and more whipping.” A porn franchise legend was born. Check it out in its 50 Shades of Glory!

Thank you Sir, May I have another?

In my life I have never seen an armored vehicle that begged for a swirly so hard.

Gimme your lunch money!
Armour56 mm armoured glass windows, double-skin cab floor
Engineturbo charged New Holland diesel engine
160 hp
Transmission4-speed syncromesh; 4 gears, 16-speed
Wikipedia don’t have time for chumps!

Let me know in the comments or e-mail about what I should write about next. Thanks Nolan Locke, who is definitely a real person, for suggesting such a crap topic. You suck.

Published by Damien Lee Hanson

I am the founder of Damien Hanson Books. Come check out awesome authors right here at my website!

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