Plucky BuyMort Inductee “Nu-Earth” Incredibly Violent, Possibly Insane
Written by: Tracy Mills, NewsCom Multiversal Incorporated
Earth, C-46, Sol System – 1.12 billion. That’s the number of native residents murdered by fellow residents on Day One of BuyMort’s arrival to the planet. But that’s not all — the majority of deaths were fueled by the plethora of weapons available.
On this planet, the ownership of weapons wasn’t just relegated to the wealthy and privileged. They were in the hands of most every person, every region, every mentality and gun-related deaths were quite common.
And when it came time to claim MortBlocks and make Morties, these go-getters were willing to give it all to get ahead.
“I’d be proud to murder a Nu-Earth human in the area,” stated Davos Warsmash, new arrival and proclaimed warlord over the newly formed Deathswarm Scavenging Affiliated. “They show such anger, such entrepreneurial spirit, such proclivity to taking for themselves what can’t be held by others. If I weren’t an orc, I’d wish to be a Nu-Earth human.”
This may spell bad news for the plans of Dearth, however. Recent land grabs and construction efforts on a Nu-Earth trands-dimensional space elevator have seen what some have termed ‘partisan resistance’ while others have dismissed it as ‘Nu-Earth just being Nu-Earth’.
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This has been Tracy Mills, reporting.
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