The Absolute Genius of Chuck Tingle

Who is Chuck Tingle? Well what he does might not interest you. He is a writer of erotica, mostly gay male. He is a self-publishing author, as is half of the world these days, and he writes niche stuff that caters to a very select audience. Stuff like parodies of existing works, dinosaur porn, unicorn porn, bigfootContinue reading “The Absolute Genius of Chuck Tingle”

Utterly Incapable Human Beings Seize Seattle, Defeat the Right

Seattle, USA 2020 The Forces of Lieberalism have scored another victory over the Patriots of the US. Not at all taking pages from the playbook of Super-Patriot-Who-Should-Be-King Cliven Bundy, the jobless weakling soyboy soldiers of the Left seized power after driving out the well-jobbed and powerful police soldiers of the Right. They followed their victoryContinue reading “Utterly Incapable Human Beings Seize Seattle, Defeat the Right”

Joe Biden Declares himself Grandfather of American LitRPG – Threatens Crowd with Magic Missile

Dover, DE, 2020 – In another stumbling block for the Democrats, Presidential Contender Joe Biden demanded that he was the actual founder of American LitRPG. “I made it,” he chanted, trying to get confused members of the audience to join him in chant. “I made it and if you don’t like it then you canContinue reading “Joe Biden Declares himself Grandfather of American LitRPG – Threatens Crowd with Magic Missile”

San Diego Kicks Off Annual “Feelings Are Bullshit” Convention 2020

San Diego, CA, 2020 – “Facts don’t care about your feelings,” Ben Shapiro cackles without emotion as he cuts the yellow ribbon, opening the doors to the greatest, least empathetic convention on the planet. The neckbeards and youtube zealots stream in, a selection of the finest most select IPAs in their hands, and gold coinsContinue reading “San Diego Kicks Off Annual “Feelings Are Bullshit” Convention 2020″